Post the lines that stick in your mind or make you laugh or make you ask, "WTF?!"

I thought this exchange was pretty funny:

Tech Support: Tech support.
Guy: Yeah... yeah my-h, my weapon's jammed. Ugh.
Tech Support: Okay, no problem. You know what model you're running today?
Bidderman: Yeah it's a-

A round grazes him

Bidderman: Ugh. U-e-ough, uh.
Tech Support: You sound busy. Maybe you should call back at another time.
Guy: H-H-4-5! My my gun, my gun's an H-H-4-5.
Tech Support: Hey ah, do you know what software version you're runnin'.
Guy: I uh...
Tech Support: Sir?
Guy: Thi this thing runs software?
Tech Support: Okay, you know what? Let's go ahead and restart. I want you to eject the mag, then I want you to press and hold the trigger for sixty seconds that's six zero. Can you do that?
Guy: Sixty seconds? Ah-are are you kidding me uh- I'm in the middle of a firefight.

Here's another one that I found amusing:

Tech Support: Sir, never disparage the readout.

There are quite a few more but I don't want to post them all myself so I'll leave some for the rest of you who have quotes that you want to post.

There's only one rule in this thread: Have fun with it.

And let it roll.

Post edited 6/16/07 3:40PM