Its December Crabbies! Did you enjoy turkey during the yearly ritual sacrifice last week? I hope it strengthened you to fare the storm that is the holidays. Don’t believe the cheery holiday songs playing, December is a test of will. To further prepare yourself, we have some fun stuff in store for this month! Read on to find out what! Mark your calendars YOU ASKED FOR IT. IT’S THE ONLY ONE MOST OF YOU COME TO. OUR ANNUAL ALL YOU CAN EAT KOREAN BBQ MEATUP. We’re meeting at Iron Age as is tradition on Friday the 13th (don’t break any mirrors or walk under any ladders) at 8pm $25 for the food all you can eat, and it's delicious. We will need a head count for people that intend on coming by Tuesday the 10th. If you do not RSVP on the Google Form by then you will miss the meetup! If you are not 100% sure you can come at that date and time do not reply on the Google Form. The link for the Google Form is: https://forms.gle/uVpXNUnfjn9WsSgd7 Previously on RTMD We forgot to do online stuff, twice. Then we did one late. Whoops. But we also did a neat little voice chat hangout thing that turned into some games, so that was cool. Y'all want to do this again? More impromptu voice chats and stuff. Birthdays (Hannah’s BIRTHDAY IS ON 12/11 YALL) Taylor (Tayla the hoe) 12/22 Emily (MOLOLOLOLO) 12/13 Hannah (hannahconda) 12/11 Sarah (voonoodle) 12/4 Doug (SirDuggieWuggie) 12/6 Koda (Vercyn_Dresden) 12/30 Taylor (taymad1998) 12/29 This is a whole section for Hannah’s Birthday Hannah (hannahconda) 12/11 And Now the Weather The Least Knobby Dot to you all. Happy Chanukah to the others. Happy Kwanzaa to the rest. Tis the season of giving (and drinking). Tiz not the season of thieving. Spend thyme with ya fam. Or don’t. I’m not the boss of you, do what you want. Be careful of reindeers. They might seem nice, but they did take out someone’s Grandma once so better be careful. Besides Olive, Olive’s cool. Is Die Hard a christmas movie? WHO KNOWS. But that isn’t what this is about. What is this all really about? Certainly not kissing Santa Claws. Don’t be that hoe, he got a wifey. But do get them claws. There ain’t no laws with them claws. Why did that one elf want to be a dentist? And what did these people do before he became a dentist? Like how were their teeth so nice? Or were their teeth gross and you just couldn’t tell? Why isn’t it [Blank] my dudes? (insert whatever winter holiday you celebrate) Remember that weird Rudolph movie with baby time? What was that? Team Heat Miser or Team Snow Miser? There’s more than one way to have a white christmas. Thanks for reading peeps, hope everyone has a clear picture, happy holiday and a happy New Year! Your modmin team, Taylololol, Mel, Emily, Greg, and Bear