RTMD Monthly Update #29: No Time to Die Alone It’s February Crabbies, which means discount chocolate on the 15th! What kind of chocolate will you buy? The hollow milk roses? Those variety packs that inevitably have at least 3 nasty pieces you don’t want to eat? The Valentine’s themed bulk packs? Whichever you prefer, I wish you a good bounty of sweets! Mark Your Calendars The Board Room in Arlington, VA on Sunday the 23rd Join us on Sunday to play some board games! Dude dewd dood dud 925 N Garfield Street Arlington, VA. 22201 Previously on RTMD We went bowling! Despite the initial promises, everybody did somewhat decent with their scores. Some of us did better than others and some of us did worse, but we all had fun. Mel may have been threatening the good Consuelor the whole time. We always have fun when balls are involved. Birthdays Cupid 2/14 And Now the Weather… enjoy these awful missed connections Paint Me Like One Of Your French Girls Looking for someone to reenact Titanic with me. Ideally you would play Jack and I would be Rose but I’m willing to switch roles if needed. Must be able to paint and willing to die if necessary. Serious offers only and no there is not room for two on this door. I saw your butthole, you saw my baby blues. You: A close to retirement teacher in a middle school pooping. Me: A 37 year old plumber in a middle school bathroom. I was in the toilet. Call me. 867 5309 We Were Supposed To See The Trash Pandas We were going to go to the zoo and see all the exotic animals of San Diego. I asked and you called it off the night before. I went anyway, had a great time, and didn’t take a picture of the trash pandas. They were adorable. You Saw Me Doing Tik Tok Dances I know I shouldn’t have practiced in the Denny’s parking lot at 3AM, but I didn’t think anyone would see. You were trying to lure the local parking lot racoon into your car, I was perfecting my Renegade. I won’t tell if you don’t. XOXO Snitches get stitches. My missing 25 You said you’d give it all to me but instead you only gave me 75%. I was waiting for hours and you didn’t deliver. I’ll be back tomorrow and I want my 100%. Your fighty Neighborhood Admins and friendly Mods, Embuttily, Melibutt, Taylass, Gregorbutttholes, Bearass