I'm sure we're all jaded and nothing surprises us anymore, but this one kinda shocked me.
No, it's not gross or disgusting or shock-value like blue waffle, or anything like that, but something that I can't believe people actually use.
It's called a penis extender, and it's basically a medieval torture device (or at least it looks like one) that you attach to your member to stretch it throughout the day.
Even for me, butt plugs are kinda out there for me.
Anyways, carry on!
Keep surprising me Internet!