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2025
2025.08.01: Episode Title Reveal
8/1/2025
2025.07.31: Dong Radar
7/31/2025
2025.07.30: Scale Problems
7/30/2025
2025.07.29: Women and Age Unverified People First
7/29/2025
2025.07.28: Reedus By Proxy
7/28/2025
2025.07.25: Chuck E Cheater
7/25/2025
2025.07.24: Elbows Deep
7/24/2025
2025.07.23: Assume Stealing Posture
7/23/2025
2025.07.22: Milk Flight
7/22/2025
2025.07.21: Let’s See Some ID
7/21/2025
2025.07.18: Social Killed The Reality Star
7/18/2025
2025.07.17: Planet Shopping
7/17/2025
2025.07.16: That’s MRS. Durnkensnerk To You
7/16/2025
2025.07.15: Elmo’s Racist Weekend
7/15/2025
2025.07.14: The Life We Chose
7/14/2025
2025.07.11: Let’s Go Brandon
7/11/2025
2025.07.10: Fufu-ing Your Bubu
7/10/2025
2025.07.09: Life As A Barn Cat
7/9/2025
2025.07.08: Pas De Poop
7/8/2025
2025.07.07: First Time Caller
7/7/2025
2025.07.04: The Bad Pickle
7/4/2025
2025.07.03: Everything Is Cylons
7/3/2025
2025.07.02: Squid Most Likely To Succeed
7/2/2025
2025.07.01: Pit Slop
7/1/2025
2025.06.30: Project Prevent Defense
6/30/2025
2025.06.27: Homemade Souvenir
6/27/2025
2025.06.26: Gone Fishing
6/26/2025
2025.06.25: Top Gun World
6/25/2025
2025.06.24: A Few More Tears
6/24/2025
2025.06.23: Our Pants Era
6/23/2025
2025.06.20: Plastic Comfort Food
6/20/2025
2025.06.19: Pangolin Supply Chain
6/19/2025
2025.06.18: Urban Legend
6/18/2025
2025.06.17: CEO In A Box
6/17/2025
2025.06.16: Beta Mail
6/16/2025
2025.06.13: Pugh Pugh Pugh
6/13/2025
2025.06.12: The Damage Has Value
6/12/2025
2025.06.11: Shame Set To Private
6/11/2025
2025.06.10: Sydney Sweetheart Deals
6/10/2025
2025.06.09: Seven More Things
6/9/2025
2025.06.06: Jumping Ship
6/6/2025
2025.06.05: Switch Therapy
6/5/2025
2025.06.04: Doctor Whom
6/4/2025
2025.06.03: 700 Engineers In A Trenchcoat
6/3/2025
2025.06.02: All Bikes, No Helmet
6/2/2025
2025.05.30: Dutchland
5/30/2025
2025.05.29: Redoing All The Bugs
5/29/2025
2025.05.28: Actuarial Body Shaming
5/28/2025
2025.05.27: The One With All The Copyright Claims
5/27/2025
2025.05.26: Live Action Adaptation
5/26/2025
2025.05.23: Little Rules
5/23/2025
2025.05.22: Life In The Uncanny Valley
5/22/2025
2025.05.21: NSFW Tush Pushin
5/21/2025
2025.05.20: You Are Here
5/20/2025
2025.05.19: Parody Account Ability
5/19/2025
2025.05.16: Avril Lavigne Theory
5/16/2025
2025.05.15: Maxed Out
5/15/2025
2025.05.14: Good To Be Bad
5/14/2025
2025.05.13: Voluminous Volume
5/13/2025
2025.05.12: Real World Examples
5/12/2025
2025.05.09: Forgive Me Father, I Have Sinead
5/9/2025
2025.05.08: GTA VI
5/8/2025
2025.05.07: Calvin & Hobbes & Shaw
5/7/2025
2025.05.06: Podcast Title*
5/6/2025
2025.05.05: Secretariat’s Come Back
5/5/2025
[BONUS] 2025.05.02: Robert Rodriguez
5/2/2025
2025.05.02: Very Very Frightening
5/2/2025
2025.05.01: Enough Dimes
5/1/2025
2025.04.30: Blaming Lag
4/30/2025
2025.04.29: Digging Deep
4/29/2025
2025.04.28: Now Pronouncing
4/28/2025
2025.04.25: Steve Jacksons All The Way Down
4/25/2025
2025.04.24: Physical Backup
4/24/2025
2025.04.23: Chaotic Neutral Horse Girls
4/23/2025
2025.04.22: Tech Taste Test
4/22/2025
2025.04.21: Shush Shush Stab
4/21/2025
2025.04.18: Pretty Pretty Pretty Good Friday
4/18/2025
2025.04.17: One Minute At A Time
4/17/2025
2025.04.16: Kids Eat Batteries
4/16/2025
2025.04.15: Waymo Than You Realize
4/15/2025
2025.04.14: Turns Out There Were Some More Of Us
4/14/2025
2025.04.11: CHUD Money
4/11/2025
2025.04.10: Edgar Suit
4/10/2025
2025.04.09: Sweet Tea
4/9/2025
2025.04.08: The Second To Last Of Us
4/8/2025
2025.04.07: Brace Positions
4/7/2025
2025.04.04: Five Minute Reunion
4/4/2025
2025.04.03: Turnip Tariff
4/3/2025
2025.04.02: Four Of Hearts
4/2/2025
2024.04.01: High Rules
4/1/2025
2025.03.31: Compatibility Issues
3/31/2025
2025.03.28: In Defense Of The Swat Sticker
3/28/2025
2025.03.27: Time To Burger
3/27/2025
2025.03.26: Mixed Tapes
3/26/2025
2025.03.25: Reputation Destroyer
3/25/2025
2025.03.24: Snow Why
3/24/2025
2025.03.21: The Brusque Bus
3/21/2025
2025.03.20: The Middle Seat
3/20/2025
2025.03.19: Raw Dogging The Cell Network
3/19/2025
2025.03.18: Coming Home
3/18/2025
2025.03.17: Tech Crab Bucket
3/17/2025
2025.03.14: Goats All The Way Down
3/14/2025
2025.03.13: Smooth, Beautiful Feet
3/13/2025
2025.03.12: Survivorship Bias
3/12/2025
2025.03.11: Crying At The Party
3/11/2025
2025.03.10: Time To Change
3/10/2025
2025.03.07: eGOAT
3/7/2025
2025.03.06: Pressed For Time
3/6/2025
2025.03.05: Countdown To Jesus
3/5/2025
2025.03.04: Coop Co-op Corp
3/4/2025
2025.03.03: Crab Elixir
3/3/2025
2025.02.28: Ladies Night In Space
2/28/2025
2025.02.27: Bygone Era
2/27/2025
2025.02.26: Dumb & Dumbledore
2/26/2025
2025.02.25: Dare To Devil
2/25/2025
2025.02.24: Patent Toll
2/24/2025
2025.02.21: Chopping Broccolis
2/21/2025
2025.02.20: Rookie Numbers
2/20/2025
2025.02.19: Where We Dropping
2/19/2025
2025.02.18: Want Some Candy?
2/18/2025