Morning Somewhere
2025.07.09: Life As A Barn Cat
July 9, 2025
Burnie and Ashley discuss Superman reviews, Mush’s job, Burnie’s mammal status, head pops, broken embargos, perfect casting, Burnie’s Makita victory, mulching, and overclocking kids toys.
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Linkdump
Hiking Headache Remedy
- Scalp Popping a Hiking Headache (first part of the stitch) – Instagram
- Ear bone | Ossicles, Hearing & Balance | Britannica
Superman
- Superman (2025) | Rotten Tomatoes
- ‘Superman’ Review: James Gunn’s Energized and Exuberant Reboot
- Early ‘Superman’ Reviews Keep Breaking Embargo
Marvel Pipeline
Fyre Festival
- Fyre Festival Brand Up for Grabs After Planned Sale Falls Through
- Own FYRE Festival – Iconic Brand, Trademarks, IP, Social Media Assets, and More | eBay
Battery Bragging
- Redeem Garden 2025
- How to Replace + Upgrade Peg Perego 12V Battery in Kids John Deere Tractor – YouTube
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2025.07.25: Chuck E Cheater
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2025.07.24: Elbows Deep
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2025.07.23: Assume Stealing Posture
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2025.07.22: Milk Flight
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2025.07.21: Let’s See Some ID
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2025.07.17: Planet Shopping
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2025.07.14: The Life We Chose
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2025.07.08: Pas De Poop
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2025.07.04: The Bad Pickle
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2025.07.03: Everything Is Cylons
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2025.07.02: Squid Most Likely To Succeed
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2025.07.01: Pit Slop
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2025.06.27: Homemade Souvenir
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2025.06.26: Gone Fishing
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2025.06.25: Top Gun World
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2025.06.24: A Few More Tears
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2025.06.23: Our Pants Era
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2025.06.20: Plastic Comfort Food
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2025.06.19: Pangolin Supply Chain
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2025.06.18: Urban Legend
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2025.06.17: CEO In A Box
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2025.06.16: Beta Mail
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2025.06.13: Pugh Pugh Pugh
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2025.06.11: Shame Set To Private
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2025.06.10: Sydney Sweetheart Deals
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2025.06.09: Seven More Things
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2025.06.06: Jumping Ship
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2025.06.05: Switch Therapy
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2025.06.04: Doctor Whom
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2025.06.03: 700 Engineers In A Trenchcoat
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2025.05.29: Redoing All The Bugs
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2025.05.28: Actuarial Body Shaming
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2025.05.27: The One With All The Copyright Claims
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2025.05.26: Live Action Adaptation
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2025.05.23: Little Rules
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2025.05.22: Life In The Uncanny Valley
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2025.05.21: NSFW Tush Pushin
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2025.05.20: You Are Here
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2025.05.19: Parody Account Ability
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2025.05.16: Avril Lavigne Theory
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2025.05.15: Maxed Out
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2025.05.14: Good To Be Bad
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2025.05.13: Voluminous Volume
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2025.05.12: Real World Examples
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2025.05.09: Forgive Me Father, I Have Sinead
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2025.05.08: GTA VI
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2025.05.07: Calvin & Hobbes & Shaw
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2025.05.05: Secretariat’s Come Back
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4/30/2025
2025.04.29: Digging Deep
4/29/2025
2025.04.28: Now Pronouncing
4/28/2025
2025.04.25: Steve Jacksons All The Way Down
4/25/2025
2025.04.24: Physical Backup
4/24/2025
2025.04.23: Chaotic Neutral Horse Girls
4/23/2025
2025.04.22: Tech Taste Test
4/22/2025
2025.04.21: Shush Shush Stab
4/21/2025
2025.04.18: Pretty Pretty Pretty Good Friday
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2025.04.17: One Minute At A Time
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2025.04.16: Kids Eat Batteries
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2025.04.15: Waymo Than You Realize
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2025.04.14: Turns Out There Were Some More Of Us
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2025.04.11: CHUD Money
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2025.04.10: Edgar Suit
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2025.04.09: Sweet Tea
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2025.04.08: The Second To Last Of Us
4/8/2025
2025.04.07: Brace Positions
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2025.04.04: Five Minute Reunion
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2025.04.03: Turnip Tariff
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2025.04.02: Four Of Hearts
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2024.04.01: High Rules
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2025.03.31: Compatibility Issues
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2025.03.28: In Defense Of The Swat Sticker
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2025.03.27: Time To Burger
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2025.03.26: Mixed Tapes
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2025.03.25: Reputation Destroyer
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2025.03.24: Snow Why
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2025.03.21: The Brusque Bus
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2025.03.20: The Middle Seat
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2025.03.19: Raw Dogging The Cell Network
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2025.03.18: Coming Home
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2025.03.17: Tech Crab Bucket
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2025.03.14: Goats All The Way Down
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2025.03.13: Smooth, Beautiful Feet
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2025.03.12: Survivorship Bias
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2025.03.11: Crying At The Party
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2025.03.10: Time To Change
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2025.03.07: eGOAT
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2025.03.06: Pressed For Time
3/6/2025
2025.03.05: Countdown To Jesus
3/5/2025
2025.03.04: Coop Co-op Corp
3/4/2025
2025.03.03: Crab Elixir
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2025.02.28: Ladies Night In Space
2/28/2025
2025.02.27: Bygone Era
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2025.02.26: Dumb & Dumbledore
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2025.02.25: Dare To Devil
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2025.02.24: Patent Toll
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2025.02.21: Chopping Broccolis
2/21/2025
2025.02.20: Rookie Numbers
2/20/2025
2025.02.19: Where We Dropping
2/19/2025
2025.02.18: Want Some Candy?
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2025.02.17: Half A Century
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2025.02.14: Heart Eyes
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2025.02.13: El Morte De Los Owlito Verde
2/13/2025
2025.02.12: The Hate Era
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2025.02.11: Tight Five
2/11/2025
2025.02.10: That Film Smell
2/10/2025
2025.02.07: Billion Dollar Drama
2/7/2025
2025.02.06: Run It Back
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2025.02.05: Homecoming
2/5/2025
2025.02.04: Gibbles
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2025.02.03: Groundbog
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2025.01.31: It All Comes Together
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2025.01.30: Trade Dressed
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2025.01.29: Zero Point Tolerance
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2025.01.28: Declining Relevancy
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2025.01.27: Marked Safe
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2025.01.24: Mind The Gaap
1/24/2025
2025.01.23: Deliciously Inaccurate
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2025.01.22: Razzing
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2025.01.21: Crown ’em
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2025.01.20: Dummest Timelion
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2025.01.17: On Innies & Outies
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2025.01.16: Hallway Fighting
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2025.01.15: Dunked
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2025.01.14: Real Girls
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2025.01.13: The People’s Episode
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2025.01.10: Finding Out
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2025.01.09: The Cool Parents
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2025.01.08: Popping Your K
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2025.01.07: Bad Patterns
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2025.01.06: Globally Golden
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2025.01.03: Very Small Fish
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2025.01.02: Peachy
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