Being a Nintendo-baby, I never had the chance to play Final Fantasy. I was a Zelda fan, to the point I now have tattoos celebrating OOT. With my recent purchase of a Vita, I decided to give the remastered version of FFX a try.

That was until this GODDAMN DRAGON-THING, Evrae. I've been stuck on the roof of this airship for about a solid week, just trying to get the thing to move before poison breath gets everyone in my party. Slowga, you say? Done. Power break? Done. No matter what, eventually, I get a one-two punch from poison breath, then swooping scythe, and then it's back to the beginning.

I had the same sort of trouble with Seymour, so I know that eventually, I'll hit a lucky streak and finally get it. But man, the regular battles in this game are nothing compared to the bosses. I can't wait for the final one, which I'm assuming will take months.