It's a damn good thing I had myself on mute, because I was laughing like a moron. We have to do these stupid things called FlowerShares, where every Floral manager talks for a few minutes about a kind of flower (because the conference calls aren't enough of a waste of time already)

The flower share this week was about bamboo, and at the end of the speech, my merchandiser cheerfully says "Who knew there was more to bamboo than it being a koala's favorite food!"

Holy god, I was in tears. That made my day.