Star Wars The Force Awakens: We Know EVERYTHING? Well...

and I'm Bluce Green!

BLUUUES GREEN

While I'm certainly not a major fan of Star Wars, I have read a few of their books (did you know they had Star Wars zombie books?). I doubled checked and to make sure if the new movies were going to be canon with the expanded universe and I got came to the conclusion of "mostly." So, in that regard, Hand and Leia had twins, a boy and a girl, and Luke does try to rebuild the Jedi Order but he turns to the Darkside for a little while before realizing that there is no Light or Dark side and tries to unite the Jedi and the Sith. Somewhere around then, I think he went into seclusion.

I got a notification from the Fandango App at around 7pm Central, and had my tickets by 7:15pm Central using the AMC Theatres App on my phone, Don't know why everyone was having problems.

Ahh!!! Interlacing!!!!

Han and Leia's kids were Jacen, Jaina, and Anakin. Luke Rebuilt the Jedi order and there was no moment where the worlds were like, "fuck the jedi". From what i can tell at this point, and considering I don't think Kylo Ren was ever a thing in the expanded universe before (could be wrong) and that there is no trace of Han and Leia's kids (or luke as far as we can tell) I think this is a whole new story and the post Return of the Jedi universe as we know it is completely irrelevant.

WOOAH WOAH WOAH I thought the prevailing theory was that Jar Jar was kylo ren or rens master. Him being the ultimate evil makes more sense though.

Ok, Blaine's Wookiee impression is pretty amazing.

My theory is that Luke will follow an arch similar to Yoda in this Trilogy.