Money Mouth & Delayed Climax

I Wish I could watch this so bad! as soon as I get some money I am becoming a Sponsor!

the money mouth one had me gagging immediatly

MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone notice the face on the $100 dollar bill is not Ben Franklin? And if it is then I just can not see it since I paused the video at a close up of the bill and compared it side by side and it still looks different.

A Million Dollars Butt?

You get a million dollars, but everytime you spend the money your butt talks to people.

Any takers?

Okay, 1 Million Dollars in cash, anytime you used any of it, a person from your life you've never wanted to see again will appear and talk to you. One second for every dollar.

So you spent $63 on dinner for you and a date? That one guy that copied off you in High School Algebra, 10 years ago, will walk up and talk to you for a minute and 3 seconds.

Made a purchase online for $118? Your annoying ex from college will break into your house and blame you for the breakup for close to two minutes.

Once the time is over, they will stop talking and just walk away.
If you try and run, they'll follow behind you. They'll knock the headphones off your ears. You cannot escape them.

Do you take the money?

I didn't think Kerry would be that funny. I was proven wonderfully wrong.

For the delayed climax, what if you did multiple rounds?

Yet another situation where plastic money is better.

2:44, Gavin's little step in to the grocery store just kills me XD

I like how they show Gavin driving a car even he can't.

One of the most vivid dreams I ever had involved eating money. The higher the denomination, the better it tasted. I would naively think, "Okay, I'm going to eat this $1 bill and hold myself over." But then I'd eat it and want more, only to burn through hundreds of dollars at a time. The thing is, I was actively aware of what it tasted like in my dream (dirty hands), and I still went for it. I imagine I was sucking on my pillow or something in my sleep.