There should be a "Slow Mow Guys" shirt with the lawn mower.
Slow Mow Guys, that's the best thing ever.
A Million Dollars But... For the rest of your life, every time you're around a child between the ages 3-12, there's a 25% chance that kid will punch you in the crotch. Not a playful punch, with all of their child strength they will smash your balls and you can't dodge it. And if you don't think getting punched in the vagina will hurt, you will not be prepared for this.
Nno way. This would seriously suck.
Could you wear a cup all the time or is that against the rules?
That's already what being around a kid that age is like. Dick punches are fucking hilarious to people who haven't gone through puberty yet.
25% guaranteed balls hit or 25% chance they'll try?
A Million Dollars But... For the rest of your life, any time you approach an object that has a distinct handle with a purpose, the handle disappears. A mug, a bag (the shoulder strap is still there), a door...
would anyone here take it?
Thats a good one. Id take it. But, going to a meeting for example, bursting through the door as you cant use the handle..that would be pretty funny.
Does it just disappear for you? So you look like a crazy person?
You would have to break into your car every time you want to go out XD
Only if you approach it? So if you take like 2 steps the other way, it appears again?
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Make a "Slow Mow Guys" T-shirt with a lawn mower on it.
I can't wait for season 2
3 ;) or am I stupid?
3!? Ffs. I've been here too long
RT Life: Barbara Spits Into Her Own Asshole. Coming Nevuary 31st.
I love this show, but I would like some more Gavin or Google in the RTpodcast, i feel like that game is being neglected
Burnie always the gentleman, just ate shit but asks the other person if they are ok.
A million dollars, but... Once a month, for the rest of your life, you will suddenly have an incredibly awkward/uncomfortable/embarrassing experience in the most public place possible
So...a million dollars to live my daily life? OK!
Dude...You just fucking killed me.
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