You know what I think is bs??? When you're growing up and everywhere online, everyone says that if you shit blood that it's serious and you could be dying and you need to get help IMMEDIATELY. But in my experience whenever I have approached doctors about this it's always, "You've been wiping too hard." And on occasion it's because you've eaten hot Cheetos.
@mariel: dogs can learn to eat their own poop when the human parent overreacts from the puppy pooping, either by yelling or hectically cleaning up after them: they try to emulate you or avoid punishment by cleaning up by themselfes, which they can only do by eating it. for a puppy it's pretty hard to keep them from doing it indoors other than walking them right before they need to go, but now is the perfect time to clickertrain oatmeal for a clear "stop" command, which will do wonders throughout her life!
cheers ;D
@DeathReaperDrew Ended up cutting for time and energy, but it was from an episode of Free Play, like 5 years ago? Just someone commenting "It's 2020," then 10 days later someone else commented "I am 10 days behind you," because people are so out of things to do that they're watching very old episodes of Free Play. What a world.