Anyone have any embarrassing stories they want to share? I'll start off this uncomfortable thread with this gem.

When I was 19, I lost a bet to one of my friends and I had to run through an outdoor mall stark naked. While in the process of running naked away from security, I ran into the chick that I like and she looked at me like I was a fucking idiot, but she knows what I'm packing now haha. Anyways I've never gone back to that outdoor mall.