One of the cartoons shown before the main event at the Alamo Drafthouse was Captain N: The Game Master. This was the cartoon with teenage boy with the zapper, Pit (Kid Icarus), Megaman (Megaman), Simon (Castlevania), Mother Brain (Metroid), King Hippy (Punch-Out), Bo Jackson (WTF?!), etc. etc...and Princess Lana from...Myself, Heather, and everyone sitting around us could NOT figure out where the princess was from. It bugged the hell out of me and I did some strenuous research consisting of going on IMDB, figuring out her name, then Googling it, then watching the Nostalgia Critic video about Captain N. And the result is that the princess, Princess Lana, is from...

...FUCK ALL!!

She wasn't in any video game ever published either in the USA or Japan. Nor was her father, King Charles. And for the record, I now know more about this stupid, godawful 22.5 minute commercial for the crappiest of crappy NES/FamiCom accessories by completely buttfucking classic, iconic characters from amazing games (who knew Simon Belmont was gay?) than I ever wanted to. I took this bullet for my fellow RTXers. You're welcome. You can now forget this horrible, horrible cartoon ever existed unless you're drunk and/or high and you can't find the video for "Do the Mario".