Okay for those who don't know I just tweeted Burnie about a Video Idea and the question is "Dumbest way to be fired from a job" well I'm here to tell you my story

For those who might know is that the Parody group called Team Four Star made an abridged series called
"Hellsing Ultimate Abridged" well on Episode 3 near the beginning Maxwell and Integra are talking about Millennium the line is "I can give the whereabouts of said Millennium if you apologize for the acts of your pet vampire"

Integra "What did he do this time!?"

Maxwell "Your pet vampire sends death threats to the Vatican by carrier pigeon no doubt. They just fly right in to the Vatican. the last one as such..."

*Start of the letter* (also a lot of you already know what letter i am talking about)

"Dear Chief replacement

I am sending you this letter as a friendly reminder of your imminent demise. You are wondering the frequency of these letters is to instill as much fear as i can as though as basting a turkey. That I will then proceed to have sex with.

That's right I'm going to fuck the fear turkey.

Follow me on the Twiiter @Thecrimsonfuckr

Sincerely,

Alucard"

Well the job I use to have was at Amazon for a company contacted by them called Centaur. It was a week before Thanksgiving and a Amazon supervisor was dressed like a turkey. So in my infinite wisdom I decided it would be funny to write said letter and give it to said Supervisor. Let's just say he wasn't happy and had security walk me out. Well what makes this funny is the Centaur Employees i worked with still talk about my stupidity like it was the greatest thing any employ as done.

Also dont work for the Temp companies of Amazon they treat Contractors like shit and force us to pick up a mess they made which was not big at all that they could have cleaned up. Also the Temp agency Management threatens contract workers with "if you dont do what we say I'll have you Fired"