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Shotgun Blast!
An update with no theme, aim, or direction. Just a shotgun blast of info.
I got married! I'll put a picture up. It rained. There are those who say that rain on your wedding day is good luck. There are also those who say that it is ironic (don't cha think?) Screw both of those parties. Instead of a groom's cake, we had a punch bowl of banana pudding. You're welcome, wedding guest. If you, dear reader, ever attend a wedding, don't talk to the couple. I feel like I didn't have a reception because people wouldn't leave me alone. All I wanted was to eat the food I paid for and you thought it was a good time to introduce yourself. But it was a lovely day.
Onions are natures mace. I was chopping some onions for a chili. At some point in the chopping process, all the moister in my eyes was replaced by onion juice. And as bad as that may burn, under no circumstances should you try splashing water in your eyes. It'll be like liquid fire in your face.
Federal government, please stop spending my tax dollars on stupid things, i.e. federal lawsuits against Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens. You're suing them for perjury? Seriously? I have a JD. I know what perjury is. Perjury is something lawyers made up to scary people into telling the truth. It's not worth suing people over. And why, since we're on the topic, does Congress have the power to form a commission to investigate anything, for example steroid use in baseball. Never mind should it happen or not, why is Congress getting involved? Is there nothing else going on that demands their attention? Stop being stupid, Congress!
"Stop being stupid, Congress!" should be a t-shirt.
I got married! I'll put a picture up. It rained. There are those who say that rain on your wedding day is good luck. There are also those who say that it is ironic (don't cha think?) Screw both of those parties. Instead of a groom's cake, we had a punch bowl of banana pudding. You're welcome, wedding guest. If you, dear reader, ever attend a wedding, don't talk to the couple. I feel like I didn't have a reception because people wouldn't leave me alone. All I wanted was to eat the food I paid for and you thought it was a good time to introduce yourself. But it was a lovely day. Onions are natures mace. I was chopping some onions for a chili. At some point in the chopping process, all the moister in my eyes was replaced by onion juice. And as bad as that may burn, under no circumstances should you try splashing water in your eyes. It'll be like liquid fire in your face. Federal government, please stop spending my tax dollars on stupid things, i.e. federal lawsuits against Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens. You're suing them for perjury? Seriously? I have a JD. I know what perjury is. Perjury is something lawyers made up to scary people into telling the truth. It's not worth suing people over. And why, since we're on the topic, does Congress have the power to form a commission to investigate anything, for example steroid use in baseball. Never mind should it happen or not, why is Congress getting involved? Is there nothing else going on that demands their attention? Stop being stupid, Congress! "Stop being stupid, Congress!" should be a t-shirt.