who would have figured aloe vera was a cure for an injured foot? and of course, gotta rememeber back to sarge, "You did CPR for a head wounds?! what would you do if i got stabbed in the foot, RUB ALOE VERA ON MY NECK?!"
"sorry man but it's pretty obvious that your really unpopular and if I'm gonna make any progress around here at all i cant really be directly associated with you...i'm sure you understand..it's only because no one likes you...stop staring at me." Dude, i use this on people all the time. its hilarious!!!
"Hey Griff your suppose to be guarding the prisoner, not playing lookyloo with him all day." "Aww, come on Sarge, he doesn't even have a gun." "Oh well you two will be great friends then, he doesn't have a gun and you didnt bring any ammo!" "Hey thanks kiss ass if I want to take guarding tips from the person who lost our last prisoner i'll be sure to ask you." "Oh man that is a burn, dude you just got burned, burn dude burn." "Oh shut up your armors pink."