"Why don't you just try... walking on your hands?! Then you could use your feet for high fives and ... eatin' sandwiches, you know, the important stuff.."- Caboose (RedvsBlue Ep-25) fav line
"Damnit cabbose! in the short time i've known you, you've managed to call my girlfriend a slut, blow me up with a tank, and paralyze me from the waist down!"
"Oh my buttered lug nuts" Sarge (all of Sarges lines are funny) "Oo jes, Im realy sorry I was just in the wrong gear let me just......" Doc "Doh! Jes, there goes my last kiddny I was saving that one for a speical occasion." Sarge "Third times a charm?" Doc "I dont think so, poindexter, out of the jeep. Now!" Simmons "Im realy sorry guys. I was only triing to help. Realy." Doc "oh, Is that all. I for one was totally confused. I thought you were savagly triing to kill our sargent by raming him over and over with a six thousand pound feild death machine. Now that we know your triing to help by all means please continue." Grif (sarcasom at its fineist) "Really?" Doc (Dumb question) "GET OUT!" Grif/Simmons Doc also drives like people here in Missouri. Seriously.