Silly Jack! They could've been Oatmeal Raisins... The child Chris cursed is the creator of oatmeal raisins... It all makes sense!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS BURNIE GOD?! HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?!
I feel like there needs to be stickers and posters of 'Burnie Burns: Atom Smasher' and be stuck everywhere,almost like an election campaign. Because, be honest, you'd vote for someone with a title like that.