Burnie's Uber Story

First?

Burnie is a fuckin weird bloke apparently

Second

RTP #481 at 1:34:56 :)

How can Burnie be real if our eyes aren't real? (sorry, had to)

He needed comfort and the only thing that could help was apparently Ashley's boobs.

wait what kind of bra is that, it looks like he was fidgeting with the strap adjusters

This was a great story.

I like how they still animate the podcast set like it was for Drink Tank 100.

What kind of bra is that, aren't those length adjusters?

Yet another reason for me not to go Uber. That blind take off method could end up with a person's finger smashed or make the person fall from the loss of balance, and just a good thing Burnie hadn't been half in the vehicle when the guy took off, best case would been thrown into the car in an awkward position, worst case he would have been thrown out of the vehicle and would have been run over by the rear tire, most likely the leg that wasn't in the car. Sorry, but if I am paying for a service I do expect a minimum level of effort (No extras like water or gum, just basic care for the safety of the passenger)

HA HA.. you left me.