This is a god damn treasure oh my god. I haven't laughed so hard in a while good god. Please make more of this confusing beautiful show, Christina. Your laugh is awesome, it's infectious and made me laugh aloud at work.
I love this. I love everything about this show.
But also,
1) it crunches, 2) you can dip it,
this definition expands chips to include pretzels, crackers, some (maybe most) cookies, and like, lettuce, and that's assuming there's an implied third criterion that it has to be edible.