Nugget Ice Maker

Clarification: this machine is for people who have a soul. Joyless automatons are not the target market

I like bigger ice in my scotch. Don't want my 18 year-old single malt diluted by smaller cubes. 

I was programmed with a soul by the way, but deleted the .exe. ;)

new shirt?

There's something good about chewing ice. It's... there's just something to it

That's why you gotta get the good nugget ice! It's soft.

Good thing they all have rooster teeth...!....I'm going to go back into solitude now...

He looks like a mix between a pug and a chihuahua--though I don't know what he actually is haha. 

@AstridOmega Ahhh I thought so! He looks exactly like my dog, who's a pug/chihuahua, but I wasn't sure.

It's essentially ice that has lots of tiny air pockets in it. Those air pockets make it easy to chew without hurting your teeth, and they provide more surface area for liquid to come in contact with; as a result it can cool drinks down faster than a solid cube of ice the same size.