Death by Chickens

Consistently almost dying from a food you refuse not to get because it's so damn good is just being a lactose intolerant Midwesterner

I can’t help but be reminded of the “stop drinking milk anthony” video on youtube. Stop getting food poisoning armando! Are you a criminal?

Mando refuses to eat things that don't hurt him

I'm literally watching this eating dinner in the parking lot of a Florida Wawa.

my buddy is allergic to apples but he keeps tryna eat them

Peeing in a bottle is a way of taking control despite societal norms. It's not a good sign.

#teamtinybitch I'm loving her being on the show. There is one semi-local place where if I order one of their burritos with like 5XHotsause (as in more not hotter) I can count on taking a MASSIVE shit within the next 12 hours. I call that burrito "Mexican Draino" because when it's done I am empty. I get one every few years.

She Rooster on my Teeth till I FIRST

"chicken run, or schindler's list for kids" broke me lmao. Armando's boiled salmonella brain don't quit

There's an early Nathan for You episode where he tries to get people into a restaurant by advertising their free toilets.

The BFT crew have been killing it recently 👍 keep it up dudes

Next weeks cold open should be a Denny’s pickup and dump out commercial