Horror Movies CANNOT happen in the Hood

while I've only read the title, you know I gotta bring up the leprechaun . . .

Dracula fights the Italian Mafia might be the funniest premise I’ve ever heard

as someone that's 6'4", fuck you. Fuck you and your "back that doesn't constantly hurt". Fuck you and your ability to use a sink in the bathroom or kitchen comfortably. Fuck you for paying $2-5 less per piece of clothing. Fuck you for being about to find shoes that fit, especially ones that aren't hi-top basketball shoes. Fuck you for being able to fit on any public transport or in 90% of cars. Fuck you for having knees that work. Fuck you for being able to walk through any doorway without risking a concussion. Fuck you for being able to sit on a toilet without kneeing yourself in the face.

I was at a costume party last week and the theme was the letter C. Best couples costume I saw was husband as a chicken and wife as the colonel. 💜

Will and Grace; Tokyo Drift?

costume idea for next year, just an outlet

Andrew meant me I'm a dime

Will and Grace vs Freddy vs Jason vs Ash

Jason couldn't be gatted in the hood, but he's a momma's boy so he can just be bullied away

Y’all should watch When Evil Lurks on Shudder

Hang a potato out of your fly and when people ask what you are tell them you’re a “Dicktater”

I know it's been like 6 months now, but I just wanted to say that the new RTP intro still slaps