The Ballad of Steven Seagal

firt?!

Put a fish down the tailpipe, it’ll stink after awhile and they’ll never find it 😂 or if it’s an older car, superglue in the keyholes so they can’t get in or move it and it’ll have to be towed

That’s awesome that Andrew’s dad helped Gordon Freeman defeat the Combine before saving him from drowning

So sick today and this episode is really helping 😂 “I’m not into me 😜 honestly no one should be and I don’t respect people who are” Griff is always speaking my language man hahahahahaaaaa

Okay ... okay, okay. I just got to the Janet Jackson bit and if I may drop one of my favorite quotes from a children's movie. "If this is torture, chain me to the wall" - Oliver and Company

Andrew says scrumped around 59:30, on F**kface podcast that means something else 😁

watching that janet jackson video i can now see why people were so ready to blacklist her when justin timberlake caused that wardrobe malfunction, she was too sexy for the puritans to handle and they had been chompin' on the bit to cancel her at the first chance they had, and she had been straddling that line like a professional and not giving them a real reason to blacklist her, timberlake fucked up her whole balancing act

In response to Sammie's hypothetical about Clone sex 26mins in, it immediately reminded me of one of the craziest sci-fi short stories I ever read. "All You Zombies" by Robert A. Heinlein. Highly recommend reading it, can't say too much without spoiling it. But it can be found online I'm sure. Definitely read it, I promise you'll sit there like "what the fuck?" but in a good way.

That list of no-go date spots has some real gold digger reek on it

when i was a lil person my dad always rented those early 90s white guy wannabe ninja movies and they fucking always start with topless women for no reason in a way that i knew something wasnt right

i want to dress in comfy pumpkin happy fall clothes and colors so much andrew looks so comfy

best place for date is farmers market or literally any street festival if available. i want someone to take me to buy squash so fucking bad.