A Good Gluey Apple

Firt

When I saw Geoff with an apple in the thumbnail I thought this would be a bit from F**k Face. Why don't they animate of the crazy stuff from that podcast?

never surrender to maturity fight it with all you got !!!!

Absolutely knew this would be animated. Still pretty funny.

oh no, it's before Geoff couldn't say the P word..... rip

Why is the cosmic crisp green though?

Oh no, Geoff discovered maturity... The end is nigh

I'm gonna say it since I don't want to be one of the comment leavers on F*ck Face, Cosmic Crisp apples are over rated, over priced and just in general just above mid. I worked in produce for 7 years and every time they came in season people would rave about them and buy $14 worth of these apples, so like 4 apples total cuz yeah waaay over priced, and I just did not understand the hype. Gala is 100X better and honeycrisp is a slightly cheaper Cosmic. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

I like how the Xboxes are 360

He may have gained maturity but childish is never gone forever!

Still prefer a pear

Cosmic crisp is a damn fine apple, to be fair. (Jazz is also good.)