Villain Origins

FIRT

I've wanted to spartan kick people in stores so many times. "I'm just gonna stand here and stare at my phone while blocking the aisle because I can't stand to one side so that people can pass." SPARTAN KICK!

I'm with Andrew. Leaf blowing makes no sense to me. It feels like it serves no purpose other than to be annoying, considering it just moves them from one place to another and, if there's basically any wind, it doesn't actually get rid of the leaves. I could get it if it was like a vacuum that sucked up the leaves to dispose of them, but no. It just moves them around.

The only time I ever used my leaf blower was to get stubborn leaves that were stuck in my dead bushes in the fall/winter. And I never leafblow before 10am. ( Now that I'm in an upstairs apartment, I also never do laundry or vacuum before 10am either. Respect thy neighbor! )

I love that there's continuity being built for these plane stories with Barb still covered in pickle juice.

Normally I don't condone violence, but water bottle guy needs a beating

I'm right there with you on the leaf blowers. If the clock isn't on double digits, use a god damn rake!

Love the attention to detail in all the RTAA's like the Shamu plane always being there and Barbara still dirty from her last airplane story lol, great stuff

I hate it when people don’t take initiative, especially when they leave there shopping carts in the middle of the damn parking space.

The way I become a super villain would be murdering people who double park. My villain catchphrase would be: "If you're not in your lane, prepare for pain!"

Fuck that noise. Kick that person off the plane. I would have been furious

They should have swapped that person with Gus and let them have the wet seat.