For those who drink, shower beer. During my Navy days (when at home port), I'd get home to my room, start the shower and grab a beer. The day would wash right off. It's much like a bath with a glass of wine, or a cocktail.
@lunchbox893 if you're talking about Sex Training and about the guy buying them all nachos but not for himself while banging his girlfriend, then yes. That is NSP. It's also a surprisingly specific song to know them by, considering it's not even one of their more popular songs from their first album.
Disposable plate, paper towel, hand soap and problem solved. There is no justifying your grease issue especially with an indoor dog it just sounds like you don't want to clean dishes which no one likes to do.