The Skittles Mafia

When I was in like 3rd grade, my friends and I thought it was a great idea to draw babies on notebook paper and try to sell them like a poor person’s Cabbage Patch kids. Never took off because we were too socially awkward to actually talk to other kids about buying one.

my friends and i started a cult in year 11/12 (so like age 17-18ish). it originated with one of our friends jokingly being a deity and then snowballed into the yearbook being filled with mentions of it + a teacher or two jokeingly being a part of it. ngl it was funny af

I knew, the instant I heard this story on the podcast, it would get animated and I would laugh my ass off during the animation too. And I was absolutely right.

Chris was part of the Rainbow Mafia before it was gay.

What's been up with RT lately?? The schedule is barely updated. And videos that are normally uploaded the same time every week, are no where to be seen... It's honestly starting to feel like RT is dying and starting to ween out content....

Chris, you strange, strange person! Never change!

"Those Markers. You know the ones." oh I sure fuckin do, RTAA.

chris has lived a fucking wild life

Who’s looking for an opportunity to score some good shit? The Skittle Club is recruiting.

In high school a guy I knew collected the mountaindew caps and used those to get gay porn. It was a big thing that he always wanted the bottle caps and our stats teacher asked him why and he was embarrassed so he said that and that he didn't want to tell the class. But she kept pushing so he told her and the rest of the class and the teacher was so embarrassed she stopped asking questions like that.

Used to sell candy in middle school. Several other kids did this, but they only sold Airheads. I sold those, as well as hershey's bars, m&m's, skittles, and twizzlers. I'd also accept special orders, but for those, they had to wait up to 2 school days for it, and I charged extra. On average, I made at least $10 per day, though the business was slow at first. So I definitely made at least 1k. Would have been more but I didn't do this for the entire 2 years and there were days I didn't sell anything, either because I was out sick, or just didn't have anything in stock at the time. I was basically a drug dealer, but with candy instead of drugs.

I hope Chris never runs out of stories, my life would be less full