Criminal Charges for Gaming DDoS Attacks!

Ashley please stop using John as the co-host.  I love John and wish him the best, it doesn't work for news.  

Before I am flamed I love him and what he does, my opinion is that he doesn't work for this format. (Don't kill me).

John is money for improv, on the spot.  He doesn't fit in well on the know.  Surprisingly

Gus, Ryan, Adam work well. Not a knock on John, the Know isn't the best place for him.

Lets tie them up onto chairs and make them watch Thomas the Tank Engine on endless loop, while randomly being shocked with a stun gun.

I was wondering when I was going to hear about something being done about the DDoS attacks or more specially the DDoS kiddies.

So DDoS gets you grounded.

A Childish punishment for a childish crime.

3 years of jail for significant DDOS attacks would be fair if proven who did it.

Or, take the hours of down time times it by 4 and then you got the jail time or community services if it was only a minor attack. No internet if they get community service.

Force them to go back to dial up internet!  WITH NO POP UP BLOCKER!

I'M JON RISINGER

why does it look like jon gave a banana a blowjob?

brutal torture

What was the movie were the clips from at the start?

Lobotomization 

I know Jon's just joking, but DNA is deoxyribonucleic acid. Just FYI.