Mario's Nipples DESTROY THE INTERNET?

So, this story has inspired my headcanon for Mario's background. Mario used to work as a plumber, but once he rescued Princess Peach for the first time he quite his job and has been an unemployed deadbeat that has been mooching off the princess ever since. Whenever the princess brings up the possibility of Mario actually getting a job, he guilt trips the princess about how he saved her life until she backs down. He now spends his days blowing money from the royal treasury to buy fancy cars to race and fucking around playing various sports. Meanwhile, behind the public eye, Mario's brother Luigi is fucking Peach's BFF Daisey.

I love this and all, but Ashley is right- it's a bloody slow news day...

Not really sure if this is news but its a great headline 

I can't believe this is a thing. I didn't even notice when I watched the direct. I just thought oh multiple costumes in mario, cool.

Masterful editing on this one

It also looks like he might not have a bellybutton... the implications of which are much more far-reaching... is he the Bible Adam? A God? A Demon? ...

I wasn't surprised that mario had nipples, but I was seriously surprised that he didn't have any chest hair.

I guess I don't get it, but y'all have fun with it.

Just don't take it so far that Nintendo gets so weirded out that they retroactively remove them.

Think about it someone had to work on mario's nipples 

Mario used to be a plumber now he's just a "cool dude" who plays tennis, golf, and makes appearances.   

OMG he's become a Kardashian